I'm Sorry, Bruce Springsteen

First of all, it seems the rumors regarding Mr. Springsteen and Mrs. 9/11 Widow are exactly that: RUMORS. Bruce says so himself. It wouldn't be the first time a celebrity lied about an affair, but somehow, well, I don't see Bruce being a good enough liar to get away with it.

In other news, Anna Nicole's 20-year-old son died (mysteriously) just three days after Anna gave birth to a daughter. And this all happened in the Bahamas. I'm not sure whether I feel more sorry for her loss or for the fact that she can't seem to do ANYTHING that isn't totally crazy.

AND! Congratulations to Jesse J. and Dakotah N., the big winners of the 72nd Annual Samuel L. Jackson Snakes on a Plane dialogue contest! Dakotah and Jesse will each receive an original illustration of the Sam Jackson character of their choice. As soon as I find out which characters they want -- and I'm done drawing 'em -- I'll post scans here. Thanks to everyone who entered!